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Mar. 23rd, 2019

Desperately need help

I am currently job-hunting like mad, and experiencing dwindling resources. Please, if you can spare even $1, please do so. As mentioned in this LiveJournal post, I am willing and able to give certain creative rewards to donors. Please donate if you can, it will be tremendously appreciated:






Dec. 10th, 2009

Tweets

  • 13:49 @KatrinaTheLamia LOL! Probably could at that. :-) #
  • 20:19 From @cracked: 6 adorable cat behaviors that have shockingly evil explanations #
  • 23:27 I'm bored. Blah. #
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Dec. 9th, 2009

Tweets

  • 14:02 @paper_hand I haven't heard any of her stuff, but no need for shame. I like Hilary Duff's music. :-) #
  • 14:03 @mcahogarth Likewise! :-) #
  • 14:18 @jephjacques File not found. #
  • 18:47 @paper_hand That always sucks. #
  • 19:33 "Apologizing doesn't always mean that you're wrong and they're right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego." Unknown #
  • 20:59 Kellogg's Frosted Mini Wheats are surprisingly tasty. Mmm, fiber! #
  • 21:00 I got some of the strawberry flavored Frosted Mini Wheats cheap at the Grocery Outlet. HUGE two-bag box for $5. #
  • 21:29 @DrPhil I hate your show. I haven't seen a good episode yet. #
  • 23:42 Crematorium to use burning dead bodies to generate electricity: is.gd/5gCd3 #
  • 01:26 Why do reporters reporting on human interest stories always ask the stupidest questions? #
  • 01:27 BBC doing a thing about 2 men trying to get married in South America, "Why do you want to get married?" #
  • 01:27 Why does ANYONE want to get married? Seriously, what a stupid question to ask them. #
  • 05:14 @delilahblue64 That would be more effective against vampires than against zombies. #
  • 05:15 Vampires are just intelligent, pretty zombies who don't rot. #
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Dec. 8th, 2009

Tweets

  • 18:42 just voted "YES!!!!" on "Do you like Obama?" vote too ➔ bit.ly/8K5dPY #
  • 18:45 The real terrorists trying to trample on what America is all about are on Fox News. #
  • 18:46 Bill O'reilly, stop trying to push your Jesus into Yule! Yule is a Pagan holiday, the Christians stole it from us! #
  • 18:51 @paralleldreams I think Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck are secret gay lovers. #
  • 19:16 Ridiculous product: banana peeler. o_O? is.gd/5fx90 #
  • 19:18 RT: @veshchii: @ishtarmuz @Fayanora @paralleldreams I bet Bill's dominating & ALWAYS makes Beck "catch." #
  • 19:19 That last tweet is a reference to a reply I did earlier saying "I think Bill O'Reilly & Glenn Beck are secret gay lovers." #
  • 19:49 RT @mental_floss Our picks for the 10 weirdest items at the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsboro, Alabama: bit.ly/4UOSNc #
  • 19:54 Don't get in the water in Australia, even inch-long jellyfish can kill you: is.gd/5fyHo #
  • 20:00 RT @feminismtoday Will the World Cup Be A Win for South Africa's Sex Workers? #feminism bit.ly/7L28S6 #
  • 20:02 RT @funnyordie bit.ly/6pOlBt - Surprise Party! Google "Search Story" gets messy... #
  • 20:03 @michaelianblack Don't forget a bucket of fried lard, too! #
  • 21:00 Tomato plants found to be carnivorous: is.gd/5fBqI #
  • 21:39 @mcahogarth Hi there! It's me! #
  • 22:56 @paralleldreams Haven't you heard? Miley Cyrus is an android. She is powered by the delighted screams of her fans. #
  • 23:01 Caffeine works by blocking certain receptors that make your brain freak out, in the sense of "OMG OMG, SOMETHING IS WRONG! WHAT'S WRONG?!?!" #
  • 23:03 (con't) This freakout makes the brain create adrenaline. #
  • 23:13 @paper_hand One can drown in denial. Sometimes you need a lifeguard. #
  • 23:14 One can drown in denial. Sometimes you need a lifeguard. #memebomb #
  • 23:29 RT @futureaware A Predicted Repulsive Casimir Effect Using Exotic Chiral Metamaterials #future bit.ly/66vPpi #
  • 23:33 LOL! www.pedobearstore.com/ #
  • 23:54 RT @futureaware Rice lab makes solid material transparent to terahertz waves #future bit.ly/8WpLQ2 #
  • 00:01 RT @HDonoho Bone Marrow Match Needed for 4 yr old South Asian/Caucasian girl tinyurl.com/yhjukdu PLS RT (via @steveakinsseo) #
  • 01:02 Happy 16th birthday, AnnaSophia Robb! #
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Dec. 7th, 2009

Tweets

  • 18:19 @paper_hand You gonna get drunk? #
  • 18:29 @wilw Link must be broken. #
  • 18:54 8 racist ads you won't believe are from the last few years: is.gd/5ewvu #
  • 19:08 6 magical movie items wasted on utter bullshit: is.gd/5ewZV #
  • 19:08 @paralleldreams Gee, I have no idea what you could possibly mean. ;-) #
  • 19:49 @paper_hand I'd link you to "The Grump Song" by Heather Alexander, but I can't find it. I think I sent you a copy anyway. :-) #
  • 20:26 The Addams Family/Harry Potter crossover fanfic I linked to earlier is *better* than the original Harry Potter books! is.gd/5dyat #
  • 20:27 I'm actually reading large swaths of text *online* because of it, which is rare for me. Really engaging story. is.gd/5dyat #
  • 20:28 Harry has such a great life with the Addams Family, & the Malfoys get the crap PWNED outta them! And the barriers between Houses crumble. #
  • 20:29 Harry: "I forget, am I the good twin or the bad twin today?" Wednesday: "You won the coin toss this morning, you're the bad twin." #
  • 20:30 My only complaint is that Dumbledore is a bit of a stick-in-the-mud in it, which I think is out of character for him. is.gd/5dyat #
  • 20:32 Also, Harry Potter as a Slytherin! #
  • 21:45 RT @doctorow "Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored" - Aldous Huxley #quote #denialism #
  • 22:16 @jephjacques LOL! #
  • 22:28 Ever notice that those who claim poor people supposedly don't work for a living are the ones who don't have to do any work? I have. #
  • 22:29 I've also noticed that the rich tend to suck all the money upwards, creating the very problems they say are inherent to being poor. #
  • 22:31 Capitalism sucks for the poor. Communism sucks for everyone. We need some combo of the two. Or we could abolish money altogether. #
  • 23:34 Canada outlaws ALL friendships between adults and kids online: is.gd/5eGQi | A clear case of going overboard. #
  • 23:47 Lifelike female androids, one modeled on a 5 year old. is.gd/5eHny Any surprise it's from Japan? #
  • 02:15 RT @funnyhumour I got new deodorant, the instructions said "REMOVE CAP & PUSH UP BOTTOM" I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing #
  • 02:37 @paper_hand *Tests it* Works fine for me. #
  • 03:59 RT @futureaware Organovo Has Its First Commercial 3D Bioprinter #future bit.ly/7rPP56 #
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Dec. 6th, 2009

Tweets

  • 16:16 RT @finckendorff Type in the word ILLUMINATI bckwrds as part of a web address (www.ITANIMULLI.com) in your address bar & press enter. #
  • 17:10 Awesome video of ferrofluid climbing up a homemade screw: is.gd/5dy7u #
  • 17:12 Addams Family/Harry Potter crossover: is.gd/5dyat Wednesday Addams in Hogwarts! :-D #
  • 17:25 @CorinaBecker Ow! Poor kitty! #
  • 18:01 @jephjacques Are you drunk? #
  • 18:35 @jephjacques I find it amusing. :-) #
  • 19:12 Watching District 9! YAY! Pretty good so far! #
  • 20:55 @beautifulpyre ME! ME! #
  • 04:21 I just learned that there are FORTY Wizard of Oz books, not just the two I knew about! #
  • 04:28 When I die, I want to be reincarnated into the Addams Family. #
  • 04:45 Unlocked Answer Distress Call in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/8lZrss #starfleet #
  • 06:58 Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. #
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Dec. 5th, 2009

Tweets

  • 12:56 Unlocked Slip Through Enemy Dragnet in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/8lZrss #starfleet #
  • 13:24 The truth may hurt, but you can drown in denial. #memebomb #
  • 13:25 @Alyssa_Milano Cool! Beam me up, Scotty! #
  • 13:42 LOL! Cookie Monster ( @stcookie ) sings along with Rammstein: is.gd/5cAZh SFW video #
  • 13:43 @CorinaBecker YOU ZOMBIE! *Aims for the head* is.gd/5cB6H #
  • 13:46 I hate when people use "text speak" on sites with big character limits, like Facebook. SPEAK NORMALLY! #
  • 13:48 Hell, I only use text speak on Twitter if what I have to say is too long for Twitter & too short for Twitlonger. #
  • 14:34 @househesson If you haven't eaten, you should force yourself to eat something. #
  • 14:35 RT @j_lavalley Fascinating—Nuclear Grade Duct Tape & Rubik's Cubes: "Frequently Bought Together" @Amazon! amzn.com/B000NG3ZKI #fb #
  • 15:11 RT @rainbow_goddess "You don't suffer from #asperger. You suffer from other people." -- Tony Attwood #
  • 15:12 @paper_hand Me too, if I can. #
  • 15:24 @paper_hand /\b$0!u731y |-|0rrb13 1|\||)33|) #
  • 15:24 @CorinaBecker Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnnssss... #
  • 15:25 @CorinaBecker Cannibal, then? #
  • 15:32 @paper_hand Donner, party of 12! #
  • 15:34 @paper_hand Oy, Party of 12 led to Party of 5 which led to Twilight-esque book with zombies instead of vamps. My brain is weird. #
  • 15:34 "Party of 12" led to Party of 5 which led to Twilight-esque book with zombies instead of vamps. My brain is weird. #
  • 15:36 Bella: Oh Edward, you're so sparkly! Won't you turn me into a zombie, too, so our love can last forever? Edward: B (cont) tl.gd/15ffr #
  • 15:47 Addicted to brain implants: the unintentional drug of the future? is.gd/5cGoN #
  • 15:57 This is sad: Half of preschool girls worry about fat: is.gd/5cGwu #
  • 16:01 @feminismtoday You might be interested in this. Sad: Half of preschool girls worry about fat: is.gd/5cGwu #
  • 16:12 @paper_hand I heard once of someone whose last name was Breedlove. I also once saw a Harry Butts Junior! #
  • 16:13 Anyone who would name their kid Harry Butts Junior is either extremely stupid or hates their child. #
  • 16:17 "current kid show where ... one of the creatures looks like a red dildo with nubbies all over it?" Yo Gabba Gabba! is.gd/5cHsc #
  • 16:36 I hate cheap crap that's sold for absurd amounts of money. Bought an $8 manual can opener, it isn't worth even $1! #
  • 16:36 $8 manual can opener can't even open 1 can. #
  • 16:44 @paralleldreams To be fair, it worked fine for a week. Then the cheap POS broke, & it takes forever to open anything with it. #
  • 16:45 I think I'll go to a thrift store next week and get a used electric can opener. #
  • 16:57 How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell from @oatmeal #
  • 17:03 Hilarious review of Twilight! theoatmeal.com/story/twilight #
  • 17:09 Valhalla had a goat whose udders gave beer, is the Pastafarian "beer volcano" any more or less absurd? :-) #
  • 17:10 Fascinating: 20 facts worth knowing about beer. theoatmeal.com/comics/beer #
  • 17:22 @paper_hand Also a rhetorical question. :-) #
  • 17:22 @paper_hand Wow, what brought that about? #
  • 17:22 @CorinaBecker Oh not really. We were just joking on that one comment. Well, *I* was anyway. :-) #
  • 17:26 Why you want to use Linux: i5.tinypic.com/4zmg6xe.png (Funny pic!) #
  • 17:29 @CorinaBecker You ARE a vampire! Oh those poor Chinese people... #
  • 17:29 15 things worth knowing about coffee: theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee #
  • 17:38 *Dies laughing* theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero #
  • 17:41 @paper_hand MWAH HA HA HA! #
  • 17:43 @paper_hand You online? #
  • 17:57 This year, put Nutraslim and a bag of carrots out for Santa, instead of cookies and milk... #
  • 17:57 Ceiling Santa is watching you masturbate. #
  • 18:07 @beautifulpyre Mutant power! Your superhero name is now The Molar! #
  • 18:12 Funny company name: Tata motors. tata.com/ #
  • 18:27 Funny post! "I support Christian marriage, Christians are people too" is.gd/5cLqf #
  • 18:41 www.dumbjokesthatarefunny.com/ #
  • 18:49 "A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother." #
  • 18:50 @CorinaBecker OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! #
  • 19:20 @househesson Aren't those some kind of food? #
  • 19:30 @househesson Are you going to eat them erotically? *snicker* #
  • 19:34 Crack cock: man tries to smuggle cocaine into country inside of a chicken: is.gd/5cNXs #
  • 19:36 From @boingboing: Strange fashion of the congo: is.gd/5cNZR #
  • 19:39 @Jablair51 And WHY is your phone's keyboard sticky? Hmmm? HMMM? ;-) #
  • 20:04 @earthshod I remember that book, it's so awesome! #
  • 21:10 www.google.com/bookmarks/ This is even cooler than X-Marks because it works with all browsers, just pull up Google! #
  • 21:32 A message from the future, starring @stephenfry's clone: is.gd/5cSEn (YouTube video) #
  • 21:45 @CorinaBecker Guten nacht! #
  • 22:33 @Alyssa_Milano Probably. But it had a good run. #
  • 22:39 "Backing up my Twitter account at Tweet Scan. It's free with this tweet and the most complete available. bit.ly/dlmydata #dlmydata" #
  • 22:49 RT @disinfo "First Church of Tiger Woods Disbands After Scandal bit.ly/4MAblw " || Oh, ye of little faith... #
  • 22:49 @Jablair51 Suuuurrrre... ;-) (Just teasing you) #
  • 23:05 @Doc_Loki I don't think masturbation counts. ;-) #
  • 23:08 Thinking of how my reply to @doc_loki might be taken wrong, I came up with this: "If masturbation counts as sex, all men are homosexuals." #
  • 23:12 (Okay, maybe not. But "homos" means "the same", and you are your own sex, one would think.) #
  • 23:14 Since "homosexual" comes from the Greek "homos" meaning "the same," hermaphrodites are only gay if they're into other hermaphrodites. #
  • 23:14 Or "intersexed" as is the proper term. #
  • 23:15 @Doc_Loki So there's someone for everyone, thanks to Rule 34! :-D #
  • 23:53 The brain can be "hacked" to create body-swapping illusion: is.gd/5cXUd #
  • 00:02 5 things corporate media don't want you to know about cannabis use: is.gd/5cYi4 #
  • 00:29 RT @beautifulpyre Can't we all just agree that Santa is a black magician who enslaves the souls of fey? The North Pole is a sweatshop! #
  • 00:53 RT @paper_hand (although, I don't think there'd be much "sweating" at the North Pole, so maybe a shivershop) #
  • 01:18 Edifice Wrecks: Awesome video! is.gd/5d1sI #
  • 01:19 @paper_hand "their iPods love enough"? o_O || Wow, that's loud! Hearing damage!!! #
  • 01:24 This... this is soooo bizarre. is.gd/5d1F6 SFW #startrek #videos #youtube #
  • 01:24 @paper_hand :-D #
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Dec. 4th, 2009

Tweets

  • 16:28 @paper_hand Oh yeah, I know the scene you mean. :-D #
  • 17:14 @paper_hand I don't doubt it. #
  • 17:22 @paper_hand Wow, church bells banned for being too depressing? o_O #
  • 17:26 Having spaghetti with italian sausage in the sauce. Yum! #
  • 17:27 I think next time I get sausage for spaghetti sauce, I'll get hot sausage. #
  • 17:38 @paper_hand Oh, I see. #
  • 17:43 I was hungry, so Iran after Turkey, but then I slipped in some Greece. #
  • 17:44 New TV series has the young boy wizard all grown up & teaching at Hogwarts. It's called "Welcome Back Potter." #braindroppings #
  • 18:11 @paper_hand Not to mention annoying, with the bells going constantly. #
  • 18:33 just voted "Samara Morgan hahaha" on "Scariest face" vote too ➔ bit.ly/4I9RFD #
  • 18:56 Students program their iPhones into instruments, play them live: is.gd/5bNq1 #
  • 19:18 I'm listening to "Montana" by Venus Hum (is.gd/5bOmX) #pandora #
  • 19:22 Your thoughts are just data, bits of information in an electro-chemical computer. You are The Programmer, not The Program. #memebomb #
  • 19:27 Free holiday card snailmailed for free from Google! is.gd/5bOIt #
  • 19:33 I'm listening to "I Think We're Alone Now" by The Birthday Massacre (bit.ly/5e6lLl) #pandora #
  • 19:37 Hilarious (and NSFW) site: www.internetshouldbeillegal.com/ #
  • 19:41 What is it with slashfic fans pairing together character that hate each other? is.gd/5bPjb #
  • 19:51 @jephjacques BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! XD #
  • 20:11 LOL! Funny comic: top 10 reasons Santa is a supervillain: is.gd/5bQuZ #
  • 20:27 My roommate (Lilla) and a friend of hers are singing along to some Disney movie soundtrack. It's annoying. I had to turn my own music up. #
  • 20:52 @jephjacques Oh great... NOW I see this post. Har har, nice joke doofus. ;-) #
  • 20:57 THE SINGING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! Well, _crazier_. (Runs naked through town screaming about the moon men from Mars.) #
  • 21:07 @paper_hand Normally when creepy old men give gifts to unrelated children, someone calls the authorities. Santa is a pedophile! #
  • 21:08 Moby DICK: is.gd/5bSum (Two whales "fence" with a certain portion of their anatomy. NSFW unless you're a marine biologist.) #
  • 21:08 Normally when creepy old men give gifts to unrelated children, someone calls the authorities. Santa Claus is a pedophile! #
  • 21:09 Santa gives children presents because he's "grooming" them. (God I hate that term.) #
  • 21:10 I'm listening to "Cigaro" by System Of A Down (bit.ly/4WY1zY) #pandora #
  • 21:11 @househesson Supervillain and pedophile! What worse villain can there be? The elves are actually a child labor force. #
  • 21:26 THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES! *whip crack* #
  • 21:28 Why are four of these things in the top ten all at once? PICK ONE AND STICK WITH IT, PEOPLE! #addicted2 #imaddicted2 #addicted #addictedto #
  • 21:29 I'll see New Moon when the moon literally turns blue. I mean, its dust actually turns blue. As in, smurf blue. #
  • 21:31 If God invented the banana, Satan must have invented the pomegranate. Ever try to eat one of those things? Takes *forever* #
  • 21:34 I think Satan also invented the durian. #
  • 21:35 Oh, & the mango, just because only hermaphrodite mangoes make tasty fruit. Satan: I'm in ur plants, fuxxin with ur gender dichotomies! >:-) #
  • 21:36 It's 9:30 PM. Have you hugged your cactus today? #braindroppings #
  • 21:37 Or maybe JHVH made mangoes. Be his style, I think. I can see him saying "The only thing hermaphrodites are good for is food." #
  • 21:39 @paper_hand Will Santa also turn you into a Mormon? (Hey, maybe those elves are Santa's underage wives!) #
  • 21:41 Look into the face of Pure Evil! PURE EVIL, I SAY! (Don't forget to burp him after his bottle!) is.gd/5bTuX #
  • 21:48 I'm listening to "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park (bit.ly/07B7QIT) #pandora #
  • 21:50 I have such a black thumb, my pet rock died. #braindroppings #
  • 22:01 Good porn name for a guy: Meat Popsicle. #geeky (directed at @funnyordie) #
  • 22:03 Corbin Dallas has a new job teaching English to people who only speak Bad English. (He's bilingual!) #geeky #braindroppings #
  • 22:05 I'm starting to become concerned that Google is getting too big. #
  • 22:07 News from the year 2056: Google merges with Mom And Pop Store, making it the only corporation left in the US. #
  • 22:07 News from 2057 AD: Google announces plans to acquire world; already in merger talks with Sri Lanka, Pakistan, and China. #
  • 22:08 @househesson Does he ever give people the cold shoulder? LOL #puns #
  • 22:08 RT @innovationwatch post: Common weed killer gives male frogs sex change (CBC) .. bit.ly/4KFj9y #
  • 22:11 News from 2058 AD: Google acquires United State of America, renames it United States of Google. Announces plan to rename Earth "Googletopia" #
  • 22:13 News from 3054 AD: Googletopia declares war on Romulan Star Empire for turning down its merger offer. #
  • 22:14 News from 5065 AD: Google announces plans to acquire Universe Next Door... (stopping now.) #
  • 22:16 RT @j_lavalley Facebook Suggestions Are Getting Out of Hand.. bit.ly/8miIK4 #
  • 22:17 RT @funnyhumour So Tiger is now a Cheetah at least he's not Lion about it. #
  • 22:18 I'm listening to "Voodoo" by Godsmack (bit.ly/6oRLH2) #pandora #
  • 22:18 I'd make a joke about Google acquiring Narnia, but then I'd be breaking my word to stop. :-D #
  • 22:19 But seriously, I feel uncomfortable searching for stuff on Google when I'm signed in. What if Google gets taken over by Nazis? #
  • 22:22 That, and Gmail reads my mail and puts up ads related to its content. Seriously, is there a way I can opt out? (Gmail still rocks, though!) #
  • 22:28 @funnyordie 69 #
  • 22:32 @quantim Thanks! :-D #
  • 22:34 Just noticed I have over 3000 tweets. W007! #
  • 22:39 just voted "Grandma Got Run Over By A raindeer" on "Which Is Your Fav Christmas Song ?" vote too ➔ bit.ly/7dT7Uw #
  • 22:44 There's never a dull moment when you have a brain like mine. #
  • 22:44 I'm listening to "Dancing Days" by Stone Temple Pilots (bit.ly/90rO5e) #pandora | This is pretty neat! #
  • 23:12 Unlocked Athena Class Battleship in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/8lZrss #starfleet #
  • 23:40 We pagans need our own Bill O'Reilley to demand everyone take the Christ out of Christmas, since that holiday was stolen from us! #yule #
  • 23:45 God to dinosaurs: Whoops! My bad. #Sorryassapologies #
  • 00:00 Sammich: Turkey bologna, cheese slices, pickle slices, and black olive slices. #fuckyeah #addicted2 #
  • 00:01 For some reason, I don't like bologna with beef or pork in it, but turkey bologna? Fuck yeah! Awesome stuff. I am 12. #
  • 00:03 Cats have the life: no responsibilities, and their people feed them no matter how little the cats acknowledge their existence. #
  • 00:05 Reverse Rickroll: Link seems to go to a Rick Astley video, but it doesn't! MWAH HA HA! #
  • 00:18 I'm listening to "F**k The System" by System Of A Down (bit.ly/7ARSlv) #pandora #
  • 00:21 Sure-fire way to create chaos in the world, assuming you have a genie: wish that *everyone's* wishes would come true. #
  • 00:23 Even better: wish that all wishes made from this moment forth would come true. Second wish: Wish that everybody knows you did it. (Fame!) #
  • 00:27 THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE BEATINGS IMPROVE! #
  • 00:34 Don't look at this picture! It's so sweet it's bound to put *anyone* into a diabetic coma: is.gd/5bZJ3 #
  • 00:44 @funnyordie Damn, I was so close! #
  • 01:29 Retweet is back!!! #
  • 01:48 WOTD: gallimaufry \gal-uh-MAW-free\ , noun; 1. A hodgepodge; jumble; confused medley. is.gd/5c2Nn || Reminds me of Dr. Who. #
  • 01:50 Buy The Autonomous Zone on eBey! #memebomb #
  • 01:51 I should've been to bed almost 2 hours ago, but I'm soooo close to being able to research lvl 12 laser tech in Starfleet Commander! #
  • 02:02 @jephjacques LOL! Eldrich muffins? :-D #
  • 02:39 just voted "Twitter" on "Which is The Best Social Site?" vote too ➔ bit.ly/6G6gGU #
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Dec. 3rd, 2009

Tweets

  • 10:42 @paper_hand No idea. #
  • 10:43 @paper_hand Whaaaat? She's over 18. ;-) (Of course, so is Julianna Rose Mauriello, too.) #
  • 10:44 @paper_hand Considering it was a male I was using the insult against, it'd be funny if they had 6 tits like a bitch! #
  • 17:30 When you see it, you'll shit bricks: is.gd/5aCoX #
  • 17:46 Could the Voynich manuscript be decoded now? is.gd/5aCYb #
  • 17:52 Salvation Army demands poor kids show them birth certificate or immigration papers before getting toys: is.gd/5aD7J #
  • 18:35 Google might be building "green" power plants: is.gd/5aEKf #
  • 19:24 Mystery Jet from M87's Supermassive Black Hole Ejecting at 4 to 6 Times Speed of Light is.gd/5aGuR #
  • 19:50 Do the sex offender shuffle! (Funny video) is.gd/5aHo3 #
  • 20:28 @drjon I wondered the same thing. #
  • 20:49 A moment of silence, please, for VY Canis Majoris, which passed away recently (if you can call almost 5000 years ago "recent"). #
  • 21:02 @drjon Yup, VY Canis Majoris went nova. Can you imagine? A star so big our sun is a speck in comparison, & it go splodey! #
  • 21:43 $500 YouTube video nets its maker $300 million Hollywood deal: is.gd/5aLhm #
  • 22:37 A link about the death of that giant star: is.gd/5aNdT #
  • 22:42 @drjon It's almost 5000 light years away, I doubt it'll be a problem. #
  • 22:51 @drjon www.tass-survey.org/richmond/answers/snrisks.txt #
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Dec. 2nd, 2009

Tweets

  • 16:19 I%27m listening to %22Liberate%22 by Disturbed (bit.ly/7zdWRK) #pandora #
  • 16:26 I%27m listening to %22Kidnap The Sandy Claws%22 by Korn (bit.ly/6X8ALV) #pandora #
  • 16:31 I%27m listening to %22Know%22 by System Of A Down (bit.ly/6P96mV) #pandora #
  • 16:51 I%27m listening to %22Boom!%22 by System Of A Down (bit.ly/7dVtB7) #pandora #
  • 19:52 Hilarious anti-Twilight comic! is.gd/59zHv #
  • 20:03 Let us never forget the exploding whale: is.gd/59A5d #
  • 20:15 From @boingboing: artist has amazing self-camouflage: is.gd/59Awv #
  • 00:32 I'm listening to "A.D.D." by System Of A Down (bit.ly/6K5ylO) #pandora #
  • 00:55 I'm listening to "Come Out And Play" by The Offspring (bit.ly/8h0SVL) #pandora #
  • 01:14 I get so annoyed when songs I haven't heard for years suddenly surface for no apparent reason & get stuck in my head. #
  • 01:14 @CorinaBecker Thanks! #
  • 01:15 In a dream I had last night, I called someone "Bitch tits." o_O I don't think I've ever used that word in real life, even online. #
  • 01:24 Tech that captured a rainbow could lead to optical-only computers: is.gd/59OjS #
  • 01:27 I'm listening to "U-Fig" by System Of A Down (bit.ly/5t0hmH) #pandora | Odd, I don't remember this song being on that album. o_O #
  • 01:30 @EvilGrins I've heard about that online. Scary indeed. Maybe they'll think of something better than DNA evidence. #
  • 01:35 I hope Emma Watson poses for Playboy once all the Harry Potter movies are done with. I'd pay for a copy of that! #
  • 01:48 Toronto woman accused of witchcraft: is.gd/59Pok || Come on, people, it's the 21st century! #
  • 01:57 @jephjacques Awkwardness FTW! #
  • 02:03 Santa always knows if you've been naughty or nice because your phone company lets him tap your phones. #
  • 02:04 Santa is a peeping tom. And what does it say that he watches everything *children* do? (wink wink nudge nudge) #
  • 02:07 Oh gods... great idea for a picture: Pedobear as Santa Claus! #
  • 02:13 Speaking of Santa and Pedobear, have a picture showing what Santa does with naughty children: is.gd/59QFq (SFW) #
  • 02:16 I think cats sleep all the time because they're depressed. And why not? They were once worshiped as gods. #
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Dec. 1st, 2009

Tweets

  • 15:14 African albinos being slaughtered because their body parts are supposedly magical: is.gd/58joH #
  • 22:04 @Jablair51 LOL! #
  • 22:05 RT @Jablair51 What is the homeopathic cure for dehydration? #
  • 22:05 @Liquidpandora LOL! If the shoe fits... :-) #
  • 22:27 RT @wilw My Mac is so slow today, I feel like I'm running Windows. #
  • 22:51 @wilw Amen! #
  • 22:58 Toygers - housecats made to look like tigers: is.gd/58Ek8 #
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Nov. 30th, 2009

Atheism

On the bus today, a parent scolded a child for chewing on part of the seat because there were germs on it. And an idea suddenly struck me. A common criticism of atheists against religious people is that religion teaches people to believe in invisible things. But germs are only visible through a tool, a microscope. And some things, like atoms, can only be seen as vague blobs on the most powerful microscopes. We have little evidence, aside from the effects, of things like electrons. And we have, as far as I know of, no evidence at all of quantum-level particles. Even if we do, if quantum physics is to be believed (and I think it is), we can't even be sure of what evidence we do have because reality seems to shape itself according to observer preferences. (Or, if you prefer another model, it can be said that we can't be sure of our evidence because our brains see – for the most part – what we expect them to see, and at any rate our brains are easily fooled and rather limited).

Before people had the tools to see germs, there were many wild theories about what caused disease. Same was true of what causes rainbows, before we had the tools to know the truth. So I wonder how anyone can discount the idea of a God/Universal Consciousness/Whatever just on the basis that we don't have the tools to see it? Given what we know of our brains, of history, and of science, I find it rather silly to assume that just because we don't have the tools to see God, that It doesn't exist. Atheism doesn't seem very scientific to me. Agnosticism, yes; in the lack of observable evidence, none of us can know for sure what God is like, we can only have ideas. All I really personally believe about God is that It exists, the rest is ideas. Maybe my ideas are as crazy as anyone else's. But science speculates all the time; for all we know, scientific models may have no bearing on reality at all; maybe the nature of our consciousness is making the universe conform (or seem to conform) to the way our minds work. Maybe we're only equipped to see a small sliver of a massively chaotic universe that only appears to have order to us because human brains are equipped to find patterns in things. There could be all kinds of things going on around us that we've no clue about because our brains either can't see it or filter it out.

So in short, though I have friends who are atheists, I really don't understand the atheist point of view. I don't think it's as big a conceit to disbelieve in God as it is to believe one knows all there is to know about God, but I still think it's a rather human-centric belief. “God can't be experienced with my limited senses, so It must not exist.” Why not remain open to the possibility?

Tweets

  • 17:23 One town bans police from chasing criminals, even on foot: is.gd/57h0B #
  • 17:25 @EvilGrins If it's meat, I suspect they can have it. #
  • 17:33 @EvilGrins Stupid ass-people? You mean lawyers? #
  • 17:44 @EvilGrins Well you know the joke, don't you, that lawyers are born from their mother's anus? #
  • 17:52 Sesame Street's Pox News has a guest anchor on the Bill O'Reilley show: is.gd/57i8K #
  • 18:10 Myths and misconceptions about eating disorders: is.gd/57j5A (video) #
  • 18:12 Esp. true is the fact u can't tell if a person has an eating disorder by their size. A friend of mine had bulimia (cont) tl.gd/13lec #
  • 18:43 @beautifulpyre LOL! #
  • 18:54 RT @futureaware IBM has Silicon Chip Tests for Disease in Rapid Time, Using Microscopic Sample #future bit.ly/8PFxc3 #
  • 19:21 So apparently the Swiss are banning minarets. Betcha this'll go over like a lead balloon amongst the Muslim community. #
  • 19:40 @paper_hand I find it so annoying when I do that. #
  • 19:40 @paper_hand Hope you didn't miss work or something. #
  • 19:46 @paper_hand There've been times I've slept so long my body had to ache like mad just to wake me up. Bad way to start the day. #
  • 20:00 Real, honest-to-goodness "Flintstones" style wooden bike: is.gd/57nv6 #
  • 22:29 I got an invite to Google Wave. I am on it. Only... what *is* Google Wave, exactly? #
  • 23:28 @beautifulpyre Purple soup? From turkey? Whatcha addin? #
  • 23:32 @beautifulpyre Beet greens? #
  • 23:33 @beautifulpyre Boris Badanoff and I vill find your secret and take it back to Fearless Leader! #
  • 23:46 RT @GoCollaboration: ZDNet: Dark Internet Fundamentals bit.ly/8RL8SH #
  • 00:08 RT @futureaware Anticancer Immune Cell Identifier #future bit.ly/7t3RPN #
  • 00:09 @finckendorff LOL! Me too! In fact, I wonder if it would be possible to make a house out of sapient pearwood. #
  • 03:04 @jephjacques I love it! It's awesome! :-D #
  • 03:18 France condemns Swiss minaret ban is.gd/57G2S | Odd. Isn't France the one that banned burqas? #
  • 03:22 @finckendorff Oooh, I used to do that! They're nummy! #
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Nov. 29th, 2009

Tweets

  • 18:16 Perfect gift for Dad: testicle shampoo is.gd/56las #
  • 18:18 Some rumors should rest untested: is.gd/56ld2 #
  • 18:19 Odd job - Official Katy Perry boob adjuster: is.gd/56lfJ #
  • 18:20 Harmonica pistol: is.gd/56lhF #
  • 18:20 Lego hat: is.gd/56lj5 #
  • 18:23 @only1one What exactly is wrong with Alex? #
  • 18:26 International flags made of food: is.gd/56ltK #
  • 18:54 @only1one Eh? #
  • 18:59 @only1one I'm just trying to understand how your not liking religion in your face has anything to do with Alex. #
  • 19:25 Watching a hilarious movie: "Piranha Women In The Avocado Jungle of Death." #
  • 20:48 I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets - w33.us/5bx #
  • 23:34 Turctopus: is.gd/56vuH #funny #pictures #
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Nov. 28th, 2009

Tweets

  • 15:16 Unlocked Warp Drive in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
  • 18:13 I'm listening to ThouShaltNot "If I Only Were a Goth" is.gd/54ZEO The video is some sucky fanvid, but the song is great. #
  • 18:15 @paper_hand The animals & plants understand the cycle of life. I do occasionally apologize for any human cruelty they experienced though. #
  • 18:17 I say "Sahn-kia, da-zirrovais seh thiiah ahshah. Koh soh la Kohrain" @ every meal. Means "Many thanks, spirits of my food. You are the All." #
  • 18:18 "Koh soh La Kohrain" (You are The All) is what I say at the end of every prayer. Even to my Deities. #
  • 18:19 @jephjacques Yesterday was pretty dull indeed. It felt like I was the only one online last night. #
  • 18:24 RT @futureaware Dark Matter Rocket #future bit.ly/7e9L1w #
  • 19:32 Lady Gaga's Ninja Assassin killed Christmas, Thanksgiving, & New Moon b4 Tiger Woods hit him with Google Wave & tossed him n2 #BlackFriday #
  • 19:37 CNN & other news networks are gonna have to step up their game if they're ever going to out-scoop the Internet. #
  • 19:39 Ha ha! All too true! is.gd/551K4 #twilight #joke #pictures #
  • 21:16 RT @alex_antonin I don't get it, how does a stereotype without fingers? #
  • 21:18 @paper_hand LOL! :-D #
  • 21:27 RT @alex_antonin Don't shop of #blackfriday! It can get you killed! is.gd/556Zw Celebrate Buy Nothing Day instead! is.gd/556Xn #
  • 22:06 RT @discordianquote Be careful, Anais; abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones. bit.ly/88ll3K #
  • 22:11 Misinterpreted #twitteris (twitter is) as twitt Eris. Thought maybe it was a new Twitter app for Discordians! #
  • 22:26 @feminismtoday I've seen some black santa figurines before, actually. #
  • 22:27 God is all colors of the rainbow, and more. #memebomb #
  • 22:33 RT @alex_antonin Banks are vampires! is.gd/55bUD - What a grave insult to vampires. (But banks _do_ sparkle.) #
  • 22:36 From @disinfo: Doctors recommend medical marijuana for minors with ADHD in California: is.gd/55c9f #
  • 22:37 I like how the Last.fm program just keeps playing in the background, but Pandora allows tweets of music. Also, Pandora slows PC down. #
  • 22:38 Feckless = Without feck. #smartassdefinitions #
  • 22:42 From @disinfo: Americans throw away 40% of their food: is.gd/55cCX #
  • 22:43 Q. What do you call a little girl engaging in fraud? A. A loli-con. #
  • 23:12 #FF #Followfriday @kiva @futureaware @disinfo @alex_antonin @feminismtoday @earthshod @brainsturbator @Dystopia2009 @emperornorton #
  • 23:16 #FF #Followfriday @doc_loki @drjon @beautifulpyre @funnyhumour @drewfromtv @a4aspie @quantim @wired @pinktentacle @evilgrins @Listen2English #
  • 23:20 #FF #Followfriday @sarahksilverman @_NealeDWalsch @Deepak_Chopra @MrsStephenFry @discordianquotes @DrPFenderson @dorkphoenyx @Jablair51 #
  • 23:23 #FF #Followfriday @godthemother @dduane @brentspiner @stephenfry @modemac @theonion @phinnia @pintsize0101 #
  • 23:37 Overwhelmed: More than whelmed. #smartassdefinitions #
  • 23:38 Underwhelmed: Not quite whelmed. #smartassdefinitions #
  • 23:54 CSI: Miami's computers are magical (and hilarious!) is.gd/55hyI Funny pic! #
  • 01:31 RT @futureaware Supramolecular Polymers and Compartmentalized Nanoparticles #future bit.ly/5dX7zE #
  • 01:48 @stephenfry "Virgin Broadband" sounds dirty. :-D #
  • 02:25 Weird. Living room has two heaters, my room has none, but it's warmer in my bedroom than it is in there. #
  • 03:14 Funny cartoon, "The Tao of the Dow": is.gd/55vXo #
  • 03:29 I'm listening to "Wayfaring Stranger" by Ego Likeness: is.gd/55wRd #
  • 05:51 @Deepak_Chopra Yup, big difference between acting and re-acting. #
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Nov. 27th, 2009

Tweets

  • 13:33 Unlocked FTL Tech in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
  • 15:23 Unlocked Gauss Cannon in Starfleet Commander! bit.ly/kJH9S #starfleet #
  • 16:06 @Doc_Loki Why are you doing any work on turkey day? #
  • 17:10 @Doc_Loki Oops! #
  • 17:13 Happy Thanksgiving Day! Celebrate it as the Pilgrims did: invite some Indians to dinner, then to show your gratitude, slaughter them. #
  • 17:16 @beautifulpyre Is it even possible to eat stuffing raw? #
  • 17:17 For your Thanksgiving enjoyment, the Addams Family Thanksgiving play: is.gd/54m9C #
  • 17:30 @Doc_Loki Har har! ;-) #
  • 17:38 @jephjacques LOL! Babies do look like larvae. #
  • 18:02 Disney introduces the first black princess: is.gd/54n5n #
  • 18:03 If it's taken this long for Disney to have a black princess, I wonder how long it'll be before they have a MTF princess of FTM prince. #
  • 18:17 @beautifulpyre LOL #
  • 18:33 On the news, a guy born with no arms or legs said was in his wheelchair once & a kid said "What happened?" & he said, "Cigarettes." #
  • 19:09 Dr. Adrian Whatever - 2012's token black guy. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:13 Neutrinos morph into something that acts like microwaves, cooking Earth's core. I call this particle "handwavium." #spoilers #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:15 Disgustingly obvious product placement - Good Nites. Poor girl. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:15 Okay, so there's more than one black character. Yet to see if this one is a main character or a bit player. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:16 French and no subtitles. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:18 Oh, a third black character. Not as bad as I thought. And he's the President, too! #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:20 What's a disaster movie without a cute little girl & her smartass brother in danger, with only one parent to help. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:21 The movie started with a foreshadowing about as subtle as a ton of bricks. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:22 Oh hey, spectacular parenting! Ignore the warning signs, hop into the restricted zone. #spoilers #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:27 "Agent Mulder? The truth *is* out there. Only, it's not what you think. My name is Neo." #
  • 19:33 "Yellowstone... about to be world's biggest active volcano." No, if Yellowstone goes, it'll be a *crater*. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:33 Soooo much science fail in this movie. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:36 Oy, *second* disgustingly obvious product placement for Good Nites. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:49 Either these people have a God of Luck on their side, or Loki finds it amusing to let them stay one step ahead of the chaos. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:51 And I *do* mean *just* a single step ahead of the chaos. First in a limo, then in a plane. #spoilers #2012 #MST3K #
  • 19:53 Oh, second black man is first black man's dad. #2012 #MST3K #
  • 20:02 Now Satan wants to suck the dad into the bowels of Hell. #spoilers #2012 #MST3K #
  • 20:11 @lilkittengloria Oh? #
  • 21:33 My Little Ponies... evil? is.gd/54rzI #
  • 22:52 Reply to @disinfo= Indeed, we ARE among you puny Earth maggots. Prepare the anal probes! #
  • 22:52 RT @disinfo Aliens ‘Already Exist on Earth’, Bulgarian
    Scientists Claim bit.ly/7qRqpF #
  • 01:26 #iamthankfulfor the spirits of my food, who died so that I may live. & shelter, friends, & the internet. #
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Nov. 26th, 2009

Tweets

  • 17:44 Beet "greens" taste almost like spinach. #
  • 17:46 From @evilgrins: "A couple of people have swine flu & everyone starts wearing masks. Millions of people have AIDS & no one wears condoms." #
  • 17:47 Beet greens are actually purple, and stain everything purple. Brooke says I'm gonna have purple poo now. #
  • 18:23 Don't mess with mama squirrels: is.gd/53MT5 #
  • 18:32 Footage (er, spoof) of next Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" is.gd/53N4g #
  • 18:35 Bush's former press secretary says on Fox there were no terror attacks during Bush's reign, no one corrects her: is.gd/53N8N #
  • 18:42 Klingon Christmas song: is.gd/53Net #
  • 01:47 RT @edyong209 RT @annapickard: This email exchange is completely and utterly awesome: bit.ly/6yDXfi (via @mwskinn @danielmaier) #
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Nov. 25th, 2009

Tweets

  • 08:23 From @wired: first solar plane passes taxi test: is.gd/52Hwm #
  • 08:27 Q. Why shouldn't you kiss Santa Claus?
    A. He might have the flue. #
  • 18:38 @househesson Well, show them that article then! :-) #
  • 18:54 @househesson That sucks. :-( #
  • 19:46 This video is made of pure wintonium 239: is.gd/533eY #
  • 21:28 I have just made the cheesiest, most delicious mac and cheese EVER! Mmmmm... #
  • 21:42 @paralleldreams Fenners? Did y'all change your Twitter name? #
  • 21:43 Hilarious anti-Twilight toon: is.gd/536xX #
  • 21:44 @paralleldreams Cool. Now you have a longer name. On Twitter, of all places. :-) #
  • 21:57 LOL! Test if you are crazy or not: is.gd/536Sc #
  • 23:07 Bohemian Rhapsody, as done by Muppets: is.gd/538Yq #
  • 23:10 Funny: Voting is just like driving: is.gd/5392L #
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Nov. 24th, 2009

Fascinating book

I actually saw an ad in my Gmail compelling enough that I clicked on it, today. It was for this book:

"Clementa" by Jim Martin

Either the world will be even higher tech in the future than it is today--for better or worse--or it will be much lower tech on account of some disaster. No other realistic possibility has been imagined in our fiction. Until now. The just-published novel Clementa portrays a world in which humanity, having made an epochal shift from science to resology, from agriculture to omnifostering, thrives in harmony with a flourishing nature. Deeply thought out and engagingly detailed, this fresh new world nevertheless keeps to the background of the story. Clementa is a thrilling epic of rebellion. To tell you who rebels against whom would be giving too much away; suffice it to say that both sides clearly descend from a long-familiar opposition. Being an epic, Clementa has a cast of thousands, and a few score of them appear by name (in a novel of only 377 pages). The prominent characters are listed at the beginning of the book. Their names are spelled the Italian way, but a video on clementanovel.com teaches you how to pronounce them. From among this cast we get to know several characters well. As they bring the story to a pitch we soar with them in moments of triumph and grieve with them in moments of tragedy. They do some admirable things and some horrible things, some smart things and some dumb ones. In that respect, people born into Clementa s fresh new world aren t so different from us today. --Ian Randal Strock, SFScope

Too bad the library doesn't have it.

Tweets

  • 03:13 This culture of humans has 5 accepted genders: is.gd/52vAp #
  • 03:58 From @boingboing: British cops arrest people just to put them on the DNA database: is.gd/52xeu #
  • 04:21 In my personal opinion, a fetus is not a person until it's big enough to survive outside of the womb. #
  • 04:53 Should we return to having 2nd runner-up in Presidential elections become the VP? More here: is.gd/52zkf #
  • 05:00 @paper_hand No, just like now they'd have to have primaries; only one candidate per party. #
  • 05:03 @paper_hand Well I'm sure there is a solution better than the one they came up with back then. #
  • 05:06 @paper_hand We have a 1 candidate per party rule now. We just keep it. #
  • 05:14 @paper_hand Well then we make it a rule. #
  • 05:14 @paper_hand I thought it was the VP who became President if the President died? #
  • 05:26 @paper_hand Well I know there are some parties similar to Republicans, but puppet parties? #
  • 05:26 @paper_hand Good night, dearie. #
  • 06:09 @GaryJBusey I beg to differ, sir. #
  • 06:22 RT @futureaware Machine Converts CO2 into Gasoline, Diesel, and Jet Fuel #future bit.ly/8i10Vi #
  • 07:00 Well, the LHC smashed some protons together and the world hasn't ended yet. +1 for calm reason. #
  • 07:18 @michaelianblack I thought you had to sell that to make it in Hollywood? #
  • 07:37 from @modemac: various interesting links bit.ly/07HDtQo #
  • 07:54 Think the edges of lasagna are the best? Then you'll love ThinkGeek's all-edges lasagna pan: is.gd/52Gog #
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